Jun 16, 2010

LOL Couldn't help myself.

There is a pit-bull, bull-dog, and a black lab all locked up in the local dog pound. The pit-bull decides to speak freely and says, "Ya know, it wasn't my fault I bit that kid's head off. Them kids have been throwing rocks at me for years and I just couldn't help but jump the fence one day and go after them. Now they are going to put me to sleep."

The bull-dog speaks up and says, "I'm in for a similar incident. My master just wasn't paying any attention to me since that stinkin baby came along and one day while it was crawlin around on the floor I bit its leg off. Now they are going to put me to sleep too."

Both the pit-bull and bull-dog look at the black lab and ask, "What are you in for?"

The lab replies, "Well the other day my master's lady was walking around the house naked all day long cleaning the house. When she went into the bathroom and bent over to clean the tub I just couldn't take it anymore. I came up behind her, put my front paws on her back and mounted her."

The pit-bull asks, "So when are you due to be put to sleep?" And the lab replies, "Oh, I'm not in to be put to sleep, I'm just in to have my nails trimmed and groomed."


  1. Cute!! But you need to change the breed because labs are big biters. They don't maul and kill but they are known to bite. Notice the hint of a vengeful spirit to these two pits. Nutters are always trying to humanize pits with the vengeance excuse under the guise of "provocation".

  2. german shepherds and great danes are two of the most popular breeds of dogs that perverts to exploit.

  3. I was about to ask you exploit how.. Then it dawned on me. Oh man, people are nasty and heartless!


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